Ever seen one of these? Chances are, you’ve seen ‘em when a civilized person was drying his hands under it. I saw one at 24 Hour Fitness this week with a cretin drying his balls under it. Just standing there, head tilted back in euphoria, with his boys cupped in his hands like he was holding a baby bird.
At first I was really offended. But deep down, I kinda thought, “FUCK! I wish I’d thought of that!”
