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Craptive:  craptive
adjective
1.     being in craptivity. That man wouldn’t leave the bathroom and let me out of the stall. He held me craptive for ten minutes!

Craptivate
crap⋅ti⋅vate
/ˈkæptəˌveɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [krap-tuh-veyt] Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), -vat⋅ed, -vat⋅ing.
1.     to attract and hold the attention or interest of, as by beauty or excellence; enchant, while on the toilet: That book was so good I sat on the porcelain tractor, craptivated, until my legs fell asleep.